I never liked this question... that's a start!
Do I say I'm witty, or crazy or just plain smart?
Is it over? Is that it, or do I expand?
To fit into this world, do I make me look grand?
Or do I shrink and be modest,
And make me look like I never had I's?
'Course I have I's, there they go!
Darn this dumb column, it gets me so...
haa haa hee hee hu hu ho!!
That's me!